Meet the world's worst BEST dog!

This is how I look when you try to eat. It is so pitiful.

This is where I like to position myself in the car. I don't know why you always put me in the backseat, I always end up here!

I know there is something fabulous under this bed.

I think I'm a small little puppy. 87 lbs? I think not!

For Halloween, I was a jailbird.
Who wouldn't want to be me?